记得 那天
你坐在我的面前
你的意愿很明显
等我的表现
我说 改天
等我有足够的时间
我一定给你一次完美
爱情的宣言
多想抓紧每一瞬间
只怕故事已是昨天
才明白
忽略是我最大的缺陷
我真的 好想
再说一次 我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切
只为换回你
如果 时间
能够为你而倒流
真的好想牵着你的双手
再说一次 我爱你
回忆 已经
没有你在我面前
看什么也会感到厌倦
我闭上双眼
多想两个人盖一张被
一同刷牙
一同洗脸
才明白 错把机会
借给了明天
我真的 好想
再说一次 我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切
只为换回你
逃避 原来
不是面对的道理
看清自己种下的可惜
重复后悔的延续
喔
我真的 好想
再说一次 我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切
只为换回你
如果 时间
能够为你而倒流
真的好想牵着你的双手
再说一次
我爱你
Friday, September 29, 2006
10:13 PM
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sometimes i realli find it amazing...ppl can make it into uni and yet duno how to do simple things like flushing the toilet or even shitting properly into the toilet bowl... it's realli amazing dun ya think? all these ppl can comprehend and apply complicated things like **insert relevent engineering subj** but yet they can't do simple things like shitting...mmm...tt's so amazing...although it's realli hard to shit properly without looking since no one have eyes on their asses...but i sincerely believe that by looking down between your legs, it is sufficient to judge the "landing point" of a person faeces... perhaps someone shuld write a book on how to shit properly and keep the toilet clean, then they can read up, memorize and eventuali learn how to apply... but mmm....mabbe make it compulsory for them to take a examz....better that way cuz they might mug for it....mmm...but tt means near exam period tt time toilet will be veri heavy utilised....mmm..tt's not so good...
but on the safe side, mabbe the "learn how to shit well and keep the toilet clean" text book shuld be published in various languages like chinese, vietnamese or even tamil... at least ppl could understand it better if itz published in their relevant native tongues....
i guess i shall include a prelude to the text ba...
How to shit well and keep the toilet clean
written by Krav
Published By: To Be Announced
Prologue
Have you ever walk into the toilet and go "wow..this toilet is clean! the toilet cleaning auntie must have work damn hard to clean it today.."
No doubt, clean toilets are the efforts of toilet cleaning aunties and uncles who made effort to flush away the unflushed shit, hose down all the pee that spray everywhere except into the urinal, clear away the assorted empty bottles of shampoos, shower foam that were left behind in shower cubicles and replaced all those rolls of toilet papers that hostelites ripped out and took back to their room. I, in fact, am very grateful for the fact that all these aunties help us do the jobs that no one wants to do, for without them, the toilet might be a heavily vegetated forest due to the excess amount of "fertilizers" that are around.
However, there's only that much we can depend on cleaning aunties. No matter how much they clean, if people continue to shit all over the place, the toilet will still be dirty. And thus, that's the reason behind this book.
This book aims to educate all those who made it into university but still unable to shit properly to how to shit well. It's no rocket science regarding the art of shitting. (there's no pun in this statement, science and art can mix too) There's no complicated equations that we need to memorise ( F=mgh where, F=force; m=mass of shit; g=gravity; h= height between toilet bowl and asshole), no questions about projectile motion, fluid density or even electrical/computer circuitry that is required.
I know the lack of such equations might be a turn off for the intended readers, since these equations are the ones that you all deal with most in your daily lectures and tutorials, however, to cater to audiences that might only know how to credit and debit money(no matter how few there are), I'll try to put forth the most simplistic way on how to shit effectively and keep the toilet clean for other users. I believe, with my 23 years of shitting experience, (19 yrs squatting, 4 years sitting), i can provide useful information on how to shit using both types of toilet bowl well and at the same time, keep the toilet clean for subsequent users...
Extracted from "How to shit well and keep the toilet clean"
"humour is the best medicine to cure others illness"
but on the safe side, mabbe the "learn how to shit well and keep the toilet clean" text book shuld be published in various languages like chinese, vietnamese or even tamil... at least ppl could understand it better if itz published in their relevant native tongues....
i guess i shall include a prelude to the text ba...
How to shit well and keep the toilet clean
written by Krav
Published By: To Be Announced
Prologue
Have you ever walk into the toilet and go "wow..this toilet is clean! the toilet cleaning auntie must have work damn hard to clean it today.."
No doubt, clean toilets are the efforts of toilet cleaning aunties and uncles who made effort to flush away the unflushed shit, hose down all the pee that spray everywhere except into the urinal, clear away the assorted empty bottles of shampoos, shower foam that were left behind in shower cubicles and replaced all those rolls of toilet papers that hostelites ripped out and took back to their room. I, in fact, am very grateful for the fact that all these aunties help us do the jobs that no one wants to do, for without them, the toilet might be a heavily vegetated forest due to the excess amount of "fertilizers" that are around.
However, there's only that much we can depend on cleaning aunties. No matter how much they clean, if people continue to shit all over the place, the toilet will still be dirty. And thus, that's the reason behind this book.
This book aims to educate all those who made it into university but still unable to shit properly to how to shit well. It's no rocket science regarding the art of shitting. (there's no pun in this statement, science and art can mix too) There's no complicated equations that we need to memorise ( F=mgh where, F=force; m=mass of shit; g=gravity; h= height between toilet bowl and asshole), no questions about projectile motion, fluid density or even electrical/computer circuitry that is required.
I know the lack of such equations might be a turn off for the intended readers, since these equations are the ones that you all deal with most in your daily lectures and tutorials, however, to cater to audiences that might only know how to credit and debit money(no matter how few there are), I'll try to put forth the most simplistic way on how to shit effectively and keep the toilet clean for other users. I believe, with my 23 years of shitting experience, (19 yrs squatting, 4 years sitting), i can provide useful information on how to shit using both types of toilet bowl well and at the same time, keep the toilet clean for subsequent users...
Extracted from "How to shit well and keep the toilet clean"
"humour is the best medicine to cure others illness"
3:44 PM
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
sometimes, if we do think about it...we are actualli not leading our own life... we are alwaes living for someone else, living in someone shadows or just trying hard to be someone when we aren't actualli them... life perhaps can be much easier if ppl are living the way they want it to be... somehow we know that we must work hard during examz, can't slack and muz mug more, all these decisions that we make ourselves are so called "self inflicted" i guess... perhaps tt's wat i learn in consumer behavior..."cognitive disonnance"...we try to justify ourself and the choices in life that we made... perhaps i guess...
no one took a knife and forced me to take up responsibility...but i do it nonetheless...took up responsibility for the family, took up responsibility for other stuffz... but why do i do that?? sometimes i have no idea why too... i guess itz juz about living up to others expectation and not disappoint others... or is it simply i care too much...
i know this post simply dun make much sense oso...itz juz to clear all the mumbo jumbo away from my head...for i know...itz gonna be another sleepless nite....
"when you start doubting, you start to lose yourself...i lost tonite..."
no one took a knife and forced me to take up responsibility...but i do it nonetheless...took up responsibility for the family, took up responsibility for other stuffz... but why do i do that?? sometimes i have no idea why too... i guess itz juz about living up to others expectation and not disappoint others... or is it simply i care too much...
i know this post simply dun make much sense oso...itz juz to clear all the mumbo jumbo away from my head...for i know...itz gonna be another sleepless nite....
"when you start doubting, you start to lose yourself...i lost tonite..."
4:39 AM
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
shall let the pics do the talking...
a happy start (note: smiling faces)
one of the rest point (note: still smiley)
supper break at thompson
one of the casualties
tired faces at last rest point
me and the first-time cyclist!
no more smiley faces...
but we all made it!~
me and zz @ oktober fest
a happy start (note: smiling faces)
one of the rest point (note: still smiley)
supper break at thompson
one of the casualties
tired faces at last rest point
me and the first-time cyclist!
no more smiley faces...
but we all made it!~
me and zz @ oktober fest
2:25 AM
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Saturday, September 23, 2006
juz finished nite cycling...as alwaes...it was a pain in the ass...as in literally...there was a big pain in my ass after sitting on a thinly cushion seat for like...9 hrs?? it hurts...yeah..it hurts...luckily this year no abrasion...
and the good news is....after i end this entry and wake up, i gotta go ocktober fest and stand for another 7hrs~!~ cool~ stand, sit, stand...ooh my poor legs...haizzz...
ah well...fotos of nite cycling to be posted later ba....shall go hit the bed...zzzzz
"you can do aniting if u put ur mind to it...too bad my mind is on you..."
and the good news is....after i end this entry and wake up, i gotta go ocktober fest and stand for another 7hrs~!~ cool~ stand, sit, stand...ooh my poor legs...haizzz...
ah well...fotos of nite cycling to be posted later ba....shall go hit the bed...zzzzz
"you can do aniting if u put ur mind to it...too bad my mind is on you..."
10:15 AM
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
saw many friends starting to revamp their blogs... so i decided it's time to update mine too... dark and gloomy look should be out le...so was browsing through blogskins...and tadaa~ kop this one...credits to the designer for creating such a fantastic skin...and many thanks to them for sharing... unlike the last skin(which i edit myself), this one looks more pro...at least all the tables alignment are much nicer...and i absolutely love the background image and how all the colours flows together to create a sense of emptiness in the whole blog...kinda remind me of my own single room oso...
coming to the mid of the sem liao...recess week is just next week...a good break where finally can get some KTV, Kuishinbo action i hope...but must oso mug le...otherwise it'll be another buang sem againz...haizzz... things just ain't as easy as it used to be i guess... ah well..the bridge will be straight when the boat reaches it i guess....
in spite of all the quizzes and tests and project work and assignments....we still managed to find some time for a quick pic!
coming to the mid of the sem liao...recess week is just next week...a good break where finally can get some KTV, Kuishinbo action i hope...but must oso mug le...otherwise it'll be another buang sem againz...haizzz... things just ain't as easy as it used to be i guess... ah well..the bridge will be straight when the boat reaches it i guess....
in spite of all the quizzes and tests and project work and assignments....we still managed to find some time for a quick pic!
The Guanyin Si Jie Mei aka GY4
"things may go wrong, but there's always someone to put it right again..."
10:40 AM
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Lately I've been trying
To fill up my days since you're gone.
The speed of love is blinding,
And I didn't know how to hold on.
My mind won't clear.
I'm out of tears.
My heart's got no room left inside.
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by,
Until I find you again?
Will the arms of hope surround me?
Will time be a fairweather friend?
Should I call out to angels,
Or just drink myself sober again?
I can't hide, it's true.
I still burn for you.
Your memory just won't let me go.
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by,
Until I find you again?
I'd hold you tighter,
Closer than ever before.
Yeah.
No flame would burn brighter,
If I could touch you once more,
Hold you once more!
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by, until I find you again?
'till I find you again..
To fill up my days since you're gone.
The speed of love is blinding,
And I didn't know how to hold on.
My mind won't clear.
I'm out of tears.
My heart's got no room left inside.
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by,
Until I find you again?
Will the arms of hope surround me?
Will time be a fairweather friend?
Should I call out to angels,
Or just drink myself sober again?
I can't hide, it's true.
I still burn for you.
Your memory just won't let me go.
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by,
Until I find you again?
I'd hold you tighter,
Closer than ever before.
Yeah.
No flame would burn brighter,
If I could touch you once more,
Hold you once more!
How many dreams will end?
How long can I pretend?
How many times will love pass me by, until I find you again?
'till I find you again..
10:39 AM
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Saturday, September 16, 2006
juz went to watch singapore dreaming...quite a nice show actually...heartwarming...not really..but indeed itz quite thought provoking... ppl do have their fair share of problems in singapore...even though ppl dun show it...kinda makes me feel that singaporeans are damn good in wearing masks...but i guess itz true...even me would not show my problems easily to anyone...ah well...ppl juz dun show their weak sides i guess...showing of weakness means death in a society such as this...u dun gain pity, u dun gain compassion...u juz get trampled on... but sometimes...how nice would it be juz to be weak...even if itz juz for one night... but then..it does takes lotsa courage to put down everything... and it takes even more courage to show your weakside to ppl...or even one person that u can trust...
thank goodness i've a single room this year....can hide inside this shell and be weak...
"no one sees what's underneath....a closed door does not open easily..."
thank goodness i've a single room this year....can hide inside this shell and be weak...
"no one sees what's underneath....a closed door does not open easily..."
12:21 AM
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
你最近不说话
怎麽了为什麽
是不是有什麽事让你不快乐
听说你最近很孤单
有点乱有点慌
可是我却不能够在你的身旁
你想要的
我却不能够给你我全部
我能给的
却又不是你想要拥有的
我们不适合也不想认输
好几次我们抱着彼此都是想要哭
你常解释这样的一切都只是开始
我觉得是所有的一切早就已结束
不想再约束
不要再痛苦
下一次会有更好的情路
爱我却不能给你我全部
我能给的
却又不是你想要拥有的
我们不适合也不想认输
好几次我们抱着彼此都是想要哭
你常解释这样的一切都只是开始
我觉得是所有的一切早就已结束
不想再约束
不要再痛苦
下一次会有更好的情路
这一次我们都能很幸福
怎麽了为什麽
是不是有什麽事让你不快乐
听说你最近很孤单
有点乱有点慌
可是我却不能够在你的身旁
你想要的
我却不能够给你我全部
我能给的
却又不是你想要拥有的
我们不适合也不想认输
好几次我们抱着彼此都是想要哭
你常解释这样的一切都只是开始
我觉得是所有的一切早就已结束
不想再约束
不要再痛苦
下一次会有更好的情路
爱我却不能给你我全部
我能给的
却又不是你想要拥有的
我们不适合也不想认输
好几次我们抱着彼此都是想要哭
你常解释这样的一切都只是开始
我觉得是所有的一切早就已结束
不想再约束
不要再痛苦
下一次会有更好的情路
这一次我们都能很幸福
11:35 PM
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
had a typical monday...slack my way thru it...studied abit too...den had darts at nite...after tt went for a run.. saw the moon was quite bright and yellow todae...however...perhaps it's juz me...but the moon actualli looks abit gloomy... came back..had a few baileys...and the world seems gloomier...zzzz....sianz....and tml is a 830 dae...
"when words don't matter much, and action matters much less..."
"when words don't matter much, and action matters much less..."
12:29 AM
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Monday, September 11, 2006
1:26 PM
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Thursday, September 07, 2006
woke up...went fyp...sleep...bum ard til dinner...tt's a normal day without lesson... nothing constructive...just pure relaxation...itz bad but still, it's a reward after a hard day i guess...aha...shall make attempt to study soon... had quite a few get togethers...mabbe not so much of get togethers...but saw frens that grad...had clan supper too...alwaes good to hear new gossips and scandals...muhaha.... quite a good day to see all the familiar faces again...
"because of you that brings sunshine to my world, i live again..."
"because of you that brings sunshine to my world, i live again..."
4:31 AM
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Monday, September 04, 2006
kinda irregular with my updates of my blog...but tt's due to committment to schools etc...ya right...i'm juz being plain lazy lar...now shall provide abit of updates...
hall dnd went and past last weekend... a fitting conclusion for the freshies i guess...it was fairly fun, with the same bunch of ppl (ah qing, gordan, sp, lp) being made fun of... of course it's us (44 gang) who do the making fun... but overall, event was a good one nonetheless....good job dnd ppl...
and this year round, i din get drunk....din make a big nuisance of myself like last year... muahah...my soberest year ever liaoz.. thank goodness....
okiez..i guess itz time for fotos...
the queen and I
the "king" (elvis) and I
the brothers
The fairy sisters
hall dnd went and past last weekend... a fitting conclusion for the freshies i guess...it was fairly fun, with the same bunch of ppl (ah qing, gordan, sp, lp) being made fun of... of course it's us (44 gang) who do the making fun... but overall, event was a good one nonetheless....good job dnd ppl...
and this year round, i din get drunk....din make a big nuisance of myself like last year... muahah...my soberest year ever liaoz.. thank goodness....
okiez..i guess itz time for fotos...
the queen and I
the "king" (elvis) and I
the brothers
The fairy sisters
2:02 PM
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
空气里躲着什么
有点浪漫的心动
我偷偷看你
你也偷偷看我
世界上多了什么
好像变得很不同
站在你身边
这一切都好宽阔
我还在等着你
静静的爱我
只要有你陪我
静静的就足够
你也在等着我
静静的温柔
就这样手牵手
静静的看着天空
心里面藏着什么
你只想要让我懂
原来我的梦
也就是你的梦
哦
纸条上写了什么
我好想要听你说
让字字句句
充满我们的笑容
永远要记得那天彼此许下的承诺
瞬间点亮的火花
是我们的拥有
静静的手牵手
是最简单的梦
有点浪漫的心动
我偷偷看你
你也偷偷看我
世界上多了什么
好像变得很不同
站在你身边
这一切都好宽阔
我还在等着你
静静的爱我
只要有你陪我
静静的就足够
你也在等着我
静静的温柔
就这样手牵手
静静的看着天空
心里面藏着什么
你只想要让我懂
原来我的梦
也就是你的梦
哦
纸条上写了什么
我好想要听你说
让字字句句
充满我们的笑容
永远要记得那天彼此许下的承诺
瞬间点亮的火花
是我们的拥有
静静的手牵手
是最简单的梦
4:10 PM
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