sometimes i realli find it amazing...ppl can make it into uni and yet duno how to do simple things like flushing the toilet or even shitting properly into the toilet bowl... it's realli amazing dun ya think? all these ppl can comprehend and apply complicated things like **insert relevent engineering subj** but yet they can't do simple things like shitting...mmm...tt's so amazing...although it's realli hard to shit properly without looking since no one have eyes on their asses...but i sincerely believe that by looking down between your legs, it is sufficient to judge the "landing point" of a person faeces... perhaps someone shuld write a book on how to shit properly and keep the toilet clean, then they can read up, memorize and eventuali learn how to apply... but mmm....mabbe make it compulsory for them to take a examz....better that way cuz they might mug for it....mmm...but tt means near exam period tt time toilet will be veri heavy utilised....mmm..tt's not so good...
but on the safe side, mabbe the "learn how to shit well and keep the toilet clean" text book shuld be published in various languages like chinese, vietnamese or even tamil... at least ppl could understand it better if itz published in their relevant native tongues....
i guess i shall include a prelude to the text ba...
How to shit well and keep the toilet clean
written by Krav
Published By: To Be Announced
Prologue
Have you ever walk into the toilet and go "wow..this toilet is clean! the toilet cleaning auntie must have work damn hard to clean it today.."
No doubt, clean toilets are the efforts of toilet cleaning aunties and uncles who made effort to flush away the unflushed shit, hose down all the pee that spray everywhere except into the urinal, clear away the assorted empty bottles of shampoos, shower foam that were left behind in shower cubicles and replaced all those rolls of toilet papers that hostelites ripped out and took back to their room. I, in fact, am very grateful for the fact that all these aunties help us do the jobs that no one wants to do, for without them, the toilet might be a heavily vegetated forest due to the excess amount of "fertilizers" that are around.
However, there's only that much we can depend on cleaning aunties. No matter how much they clean, if people continue to shit all over the place, the toilet will still be dirty. And thus, that's the reason behind this book.
This book aims to educate all those who made it into university but still unable to shit properly to how to shit well. It's no rocket science regarding the art of shitting. (there's no pun in this statement, science and art can mix too) There's no complicated equations that we need to memorise ( F=mgh where, F=force; m=mass of shit; g=gravity; h= height between toilet bowl and asshole), no questions about projectile motion, fluid density or even electrical/computer circuitry that is required.
I know the lack of such equations might be a turn off for the intended readers, since these equations are the ones that you all deal with most in your daily lectures and tutorials, however, to cater to audiences that might only know how to credit and debit money(no matter how few there are), I'll try to put forth the most simplistic way on how to shit effectively and keep the toilet clean for other users. I believe, with my 23 years of shitting experience, (19 yrs squatting, 4 years sitting), i can provide useful information on how to shit using both types of toilet bowl well and at the same time, keep the toilet clean for subsequent users...
Extracted from "How to shit well and keep the toilet clean"
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