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Sunday, October 15, 2006
just for laugh..(if you understand...)

GCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at
the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and
the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite
zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now
she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai
mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call
Ah Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never go
party before but then her step-marder
say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu
eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her
sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay
pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and
then she go back to the kitchen and cook
Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-
zhua lu boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong
buay-sai, so boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour
say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui,
chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-
lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because
the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay
zhia-lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor
buay pai."
Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai
kah lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus,
touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek
die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the
good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy
4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh
and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.


Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command
of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no
ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating

3:32 AM


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