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Sunday, July 02, 2006
damn long post...warning..contains language not suitable for minors...

todae is work dae...there's nothing much to talk abt fri nite..e.xcept tt we can't find a seat at changi v...can't watch the world cup or the ah gua's cups.... but great thing was that germany won argentina!! whoo....

todae work was juz infuriating.... u see the good side of ppl...esp those who realli appreciate ur effort in giving them the goodie bags...and the bad ugly side of ppl...u cannot imagine the things they will do to get a goodie bag...


scenario 1:

"boy ar...i take one for my ah ma, one for my son, one for my sister, one for her daughter hor..."

might as well take for ur whole damn family la... kpkb.... kns....

scenario 2:
"eh..i see them take more than one lor....i oso take la...can la...gimme 2 can?? make that 4 la...."
fuck u...ppl strike 4d, i nver strike...did u hear mi complain to singapore pools??? ccb...

scenario 3:
"auntie, this goodie bag for tourist oni...staff take later..."
"can la...i going off le leiz... later i wunt be around lor...take now la...i take 2 hor..."
damn u la... u dun understand eng ar...if u need to go..dun take la...otherwise wait lor....

scenario 4:
"auntie/uncles...if u all take now, we'll be scolded by our supervisor one la...."
"nvm la...which one ur supervisor, i help u see la...i take a few never mind one la...."
fuck u....it's me getting scolded...of course u dun mind la... ccb...which part of ur damn brain u not using?? see goodie bag until brain cannot work ar....

scenario 5:

"uncle cannot take now..come back later..."
"heee...heh..."
**slowly reach for goodie bag**
**run**
cb....u all SAF train ar?? army train u all to kop goodie bags rite?? zai ar....next time we mobilised the above 50 yr old uncles to go kop enemies goodie bags okiez???


there are countless methods ppl used to kop the damn goodie bags... damn u all for making my life difficult todae...damn u all for making me work extra hard todae...and i damn u all for depriving those nice tourists(exclude those who stormed my counter for countless goodie bags, and those who take for their entire ancestor lines back home, and those who roam from counters to counters to lie to us and get their goodie bags) of their goodie bags....

1:57 AM


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